this is gold
Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation.
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.
It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a cigarette in your life.
that is so painfully accurrate
first date questions
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
i just died jhfsasbhge
Are you kidding me right now
Josh and Jennifer + Squidward
aka Liam the third wheel
having only one earphone that works is worse than having no earphones at all