Don't be jelly of this Jam. ~MissSaltedStark

this is gold

dreambeam:

Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation.

Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this image in no way endorses a belief in the “JIF” pronunciation.

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.

f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz:

norulesnobras:

Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom.

It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a cigarette in your life.

that is so painfully accurrate

acowardlylion:

first date questions

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books

Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet

tomandbensbitch:

hazelandglasz:

leavemeonmyown:

i just died jhfsasbhge

Are you kidding me right now

OMG!!!!!!!!

Josh and Jennifer + Squidward ~~aka Liam the third wheel~~

billfuckinghader:

having only one earphone that works is worse than having no earphones at all