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Reblogged from casibarria

zohbugg:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.

(via jesskiddingx)

Reblogged from justprisonthings
Reblogged from slutkin
slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

(via jesuschristvevo)

Reblogged from genderedboy

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via pitasandwhatnot)

Reblogged from joancusack
joancusack:

tagged/me

joancusack:

tagged/me

(via pitasandwhatnot)

Reblogged from bgcfavs

(Source: bgcfavs, via jesuschristvevo)

Reblogged from shinygays

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

image

Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

(via jesuschristvevo)

Reblogged from hellapunx

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

(via pitasandwhatnot)

Reblogged from imforeverjustyours
sprinkleofglitr:

I don’t even like cereal but this makes me SO happy. 

sprinkleofglitr:

I don’t even like cereal but this makes me SO happy. 

(Source: imforeverjustyours, via pitasandwhatnot)

Reblogged from vthevegan
hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan, via pitasandwhatnot)

Reblogged from knightscrest

knightscrest:

me: *has self esteem issues* “hey i am kinda cool and great”

everyone else: stop being so full of urself

me: ok

(via pitasandwhatnot)

Reblogged from parks-and-recreation-department