*grabs my gameboy color and a kit-kat* goodbye mom and dad i’m moving out
GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?
VELMA IS 15.
FRED IS 16.
DAPHNE IS 16.
SHAGGY IS 17.
SCOOBY IS 7.
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.
EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.
if you can’t handle me at my worst then that sucks because that’s all there is to me
i painted a mouth
oh yeah just casually no big deal it’s not like it’s fucking great and realistic and you can actually do that life isn’t fair at all
you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
The most tragic and heartbreaking occurrence in spongebob history
my dad just emailed me this picture saying ‘I thought you might like it’
Yes, this pertains to every single one of my interests thank you
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
what in the sweet hell does this even mean
is anyone surprised OP looks like this tho
white boy voice: (white girl voice) something literally everyone says
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself